Over the course of the past two months, I have put a lot of thought into my life plan for the coming year. This is unusual for me--I tend to just have a great idea with no plan to follow up and then end up improvising based on circumstances. 2008 will be the Year of the Pig according to the Chinese calendar (I like pigs, both as animals and as food), and 8 is my favorite number. (It's a good number: divisible by one, two, and four, and can result if you add one and seven, which are two prime numbers. It's tidy. On its side, it resembles infinity.) Therefore it seems only reasonable that 2008 should a be year of tidying up after myself, of trimming the fat from my existence.
I have two major New Year's resolutions, and one minor one. The minor one is to be more polite. No matter how polite I am, how many pleases and thank yous et al that are expressed, it doesn't feel like enough. So I work on it a lot.
The first major resolution is to buy no yarn in 2008. That's right. No yarn. None. At all. Even a little bit. Not even, gasp, sock yarn, which totally doesn't count. If someone else buys yarn and commissions me to make a project, that's swell, but I cannot add on my own. I plan on knitting as much of Le Stash as possible in 2008. Thanks to the blog votes, Project Destash is born! I will imagine Tim Gunn telling me to "Make it work!" every time I go to knit a hat and have stash and not fresh yarn, every time I modify a pattern to accommodate a different fiber, every time I want to design a lace panel from scratch using worsted weight bits and bobs. Oh yes--I will make it work.
The second major resolution is to live on $965 per month for twelve months--or a total of $11,580.00 for all of 2008. Yes, this means another year without buying Christmas presents. Yes, this means I have to pack a lunch everyday. Yes, this means I can't buy any DVDs or CDs unless I well and truly skip groceries.
But the Ten Grand Plan (I couldn't quite do it on $10k, but the Eleven Thousand Five Hundred and Eighty Plan doesn't exactly roll off the tongue or type particularly quickly) will make me debt free in 12 months. No shit. Completely without credit card debt. Completely without student loans. No debt at all. NONE. Free as a bird! It won't be easy like Sunday morning, but I know I can do it.
So I am asking all y'all blog readers to please, PLEASE express your support at random intervals throughout 2008. Congratulate me when I really do stick to my budget, bitch slap me if I pick out new shoes. Tell me to read one of the dozens of books in my library that I haven't read yet instead of buying a new one, or to knit one of the hundreds of patterns I have printed out from Der Interwebs. When I say I'm too broke to go out to dinner, when I say I can't afford to buy a coffee, tell me to make my own damn dinner and use my rusty barista skills. Help me be strong!
In exchange, I will share every detail of my monthly expenditures with you (to ensure that I don't fib or fudge the numbers), as well as all of my knitting adventures and culinary experiments! So recipes and pictures and patterns oh my...
This way the only pig in 2008 is on a calendar and not sleeping in my bed or gnawing at my budget.