Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Swine flu?
Clinic visit + H1N1 scare = fun with paper masks! My feeble cough is no match for the power of a sunny yellow prophylactic.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Super Snake!
Monday, April 20, 2009
Letters from Jen: Monday
Dear Monday,
I understand that weekends cannot last forever and that you have a job to do--suck out my soul through my rectum--but do you have to enjoy doing that job so much? I mean why not be a sunny, clear sky warm day on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday instead of torturing me through the office window? Why do you have to make Sam so extra snuggly and wiggly and cute in the morning when you know I have to get out of my lovely bed and go back to work? Most of all, why did you make every light turn red while morons raced alongside me on my way into the office?
Please get a decaf latte and chill. The world needs a nicer Monday.
Love,
Jen
I understand that weekends cannot last forever and that you have a job to do--suck out my soul through my rectum--but do you have to enjoy doing that job so much? I mean why not be a sunny, clear sky warm day on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday instead of torturing me through the office window? Why do you have to make Sam so extra snuggly and wiggly and cute in the morning when you know I have to get out of my lovely bed and go back to work? Most of all, why did you make every light turn red while morons raced alongside me on my way into the office?
Please get a decaf latte and chill. The world needs a nicer Monday.
Love,
Jen
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Friday, April 03, 2009
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